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mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster makes breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?

Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.

Abuela: te parto fruta?

Me: no, gracias.

Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?

Me: no abuela.

Abuela: un vaso de agua?

Me: no, de veras estoy bien.

Abuela: come mierda pues.

You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.

2:03am, I really loved you that much. - hoetion (via perfect)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying